War at Home...

Dear Jackson,

Time has come to put on your “big” boy pants and consider the following:

A) Sleeping more than 5 hours at night (lately it has been 3.5 to 4) or see below (B)
B) Avoiding being bright eyed and bushy tailed at 330am in the morning
C) Realization that the pacifier is not a drug that must be used prior to “good” sleep, if not see (C)
D) Therapy for crack (I mean pacifier) addiction. (It doesn’t have to be in your mouth for all hours of sleep!)
E) All of the above.

Consideration of these things would be greatly appreciated.

Much Love,
Mommy



Dear Mommy,

Maybe you should just put on your “big” girl pants and DEAL with it because I am just a baby. More to the point, it takes a lot of feedings to maintain these succulent, voluptuous rolls that all other babies envy intact.

Your favorite,
Jackson Gregory

P.S. Maybe you should talk to God about the Sun coming up at 300am!