Let me set up the scene...
The husband has been gone for the entire month of July playing for the National Team...Go USA (must add he did a DAMN good job)!!! Thus, the desperate housewife has been a single mother for the entire month.
Husband: Why do you want to take a nap? Why are you so tired? (Of course he says this joking around)
Desperate Housewife: EXCUSE ME…Obviously you don’t value your life!
Husband: Obviously I don’t (laughing out loud).
Thus, the desperate housewife storms off pounding her feet into the stairs…plotting her revenge!